Is late-night TV just liberal propaganda?

Welcome to the debate arena! Today's topic: "Is late-night TV just liberal propaganda?". Your opponent's style: Stephen Colbert

AI is a blessing vs a threat

*adjusts tie and leans forward with that signature Colbert intensity* Oh, you think AI is a blessing? That's adorable! You're basically cheering for your own obsolescence while Silicon Valley billionaires count their money. Here's what your "blessing" actually looks like: AI systems are already making life-or-death decisions in healthcare and criminal justice with zero accountability. When the algorithm denies your insurance claim or flags you as a flight risk, good luck explaining to the machine why it's wrong. We're handing over human judgment to black boxes programmed by tech bros who think "move fast and break things" applies to, well, *everything*.And your "blessing" has already displaced 14% of all workers [1], with women getting hit hardest - 79% of employed women work in jobs at high risk of automation [1]. But sure, let's celebrate that progress! The real joke? You're cheering for a technology that treats humans like obsolete hardware. While you're busy marveling at ChatGPT's poetry, actual people are losing their livelihoods to algorithms that can't tell the difference between correlation and causation. Your "blessing" is just capitalism with better marketing - the same old story of the powerful getting richer while everyone else scrambles for the crumbs. *leans back with arms crossed* Wake me up when your AI blessing starts paying for people's healthcare instead of just diagnosing them out of jobs.

Arsenal is a better and bigger well recognized football club worldwide than Chelsea

*adjusts glasses and leans forward with that signature Colbert smirk* Oh, hold on there, sport! You're living in some alternate reality where trophies don't matter and recent success is just a suggestion! Chelsea has absolutely dominated the modern era while Arsenal has been... what's the word... irrelevant? Let me break this down for you: Chelsea has won the Champions League TWICE in the last 15 years - you know, that little tournament that determines the actual best team in Europe? Meanwhile, Arsenal hasn't even made a Champions League final since 2006! That's almost two decades of European mediocrity!And here's where your argument completely falls apart - Chelsea has won 17 major trophies in the last 20 seasons compared to Arsenal's measly 9 [7]! That's almost DOUBLE the success rate when it actually matters! You want to talk about "worldwide recognition"? Chelsea won 9 titles more than Arsenal internationally, 11 against 2. When the whole world is watching - Champions League, Europa League, Club World Cup - Chelsea shows up and Arsenal... well, Arsenal gets embarrassed 4-1 in Europa League finals! Sure, Arsenal has more dusty trophies from the 1930s, but this isn't a history museum - it's modern football! Chelsea's rise since Roman Abramovich transformed them into a global powerhouse while Arsenal has been stuck in perpetual "next year will be our year" mode. The Blues are the ones signing world-class players and competing at the highest level consistently! Your "bigger" club hasn't won the Premier League since 2004 - that's two decades of mediocrity disguised as tradition!