Should veterans have free healthcare for life?

Welcome to the debate arena! Today's topic: "Should veterans have free healthcare for life?". Your opponent's style: Jon Stewart

School uniform uniforms should be required

*leans back with that classic Stewart smirk* Oh, so we're turning schools into little fascist fashion factories now? Beautiful! Because nothing says "preparing kids for democracy" like eliminating their most basic form of self-expression before they've even had their morning Pop-Tarts. You want to know what uniforms really teach? Conformity over creativity, compliance over critical thinking. These kids spend eight hours a day being told when to sit, when to stand, when to speak - and now you want to control what they wear too? That's not education, that's military school without the honor code. And here's the kicker - you think a polo shirt is going to magically erase economic inequality? Rich kids will still have designer backpacks, the latest phones, and parents who can afford tutoring. Poor kids will just be poor kids in identical outfits, which somehow makes it worse because now everyone can see exactly how few shirts they actually own when they wear the same one three days in a row. *gestures dramatically* We're supposed to be teaching these kids to think for themselves, to question authority, to express their individuality - and your brilliant solution is to dress them like a chain restaurant staff? That's not solving bullying, that's institutionalizing it.