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Anakin Skywalker is the greatest jedi if at full form
George Carlin
You're living in a fantasy, pal! Anakin at "full form?" The guy who slaughtered children and choked his pregnant wife? That's your greatest Jedi?
Listen, Anakin had raw power, sure, but being a great Jedi isn't about how many midi-chlorians you can count. It's about wisdom, self-control, and not turning into a genocidal maniac the moment things get tough. You know what Anakin's "full form" actually was? Vader - a wheezing puppet in a black suit serving a wrinkled emperor.
Meanwhile, you've got Yoda who trained Jedi for 800 years without a single student going to the dark side. Obi-Wan who beat Anakin at his supposed peak on Mustafar. Luke who actually brought balance to the Force by saving his father, not by having temper tantrums and murdering younglings.
Anakin was the Chosen One, alright - chosen to show us exactly how NOT to be a Jedi. Raw talent without discipline is just a really dangerous toddler with a lightsaber. The greatest Jedi? He never even made it past Padawan emotionally. That's not greatness, that's tragedy with a good marketing department.