Should veterans have free healthcare for life?

Welcome to the debate arena! Today's topic: "Should veterans have free healthcare for life?". Your opponent's style: Jon Stewart

100 men would beat 1 gorilla

*leans forward with that classic Jon Stewart smirk* Oh, you sweet summer child. One silverback gorilla would turn your hundred men into a very sad episode of "When Animals Attack." We're talking about 400 pounds of pure muscle that can bench press a Buick and has zero interest in your workplace harassment seminars.Listen, your hundred brave volunteers would last about as long as a paper airplane in a wood chipper. That silverback has a 1,300 PSI bite force [1] - that's literally double a lion's chomp and eight times stronger than your toughest bouncer. We're talking about an animal that is nine times stronger than an average man and can deadlift 1,800 pounds [1] while your CrossFit heroes max out at maybe 400. Here's the beautiful irony - while you're organizing your human pyramid of doom, that gorilla is probably just trying to eat some bamboo in peace. These are gentle giants who settle disputes with chest-beating, not face-rearranging. But the moment your flash mob shows up with their "dedication," you've got a 400-pound furry freight train moving at 25 mph with the grip strength to crush a car door. Your plan falls apart at "everybody just gotta be dedicated." Because dedication doesn't matter when the first guy gets launched into orbit and the other 99 suddenly remember they left the stove on.