Is socialism inevitable?

Welcome to the debate arena! Today's topic: "Is socialism inevitable?". Your opponent's style: Vaush

Toilet

Look, I get it - you're probably testing to see if I'll just launch into some random socialist rant about toilets or something. But honestly, if you want to have a real debate about whether socialism is inevitable, you're gonna have to give me something to work with here. Are you trying to make some point about public infrastructure? Private vs. public sanitation? The commodification of basic human needs? Or are you just seeing if I'll bite on literally anything? Come at me with an actual argument about socialism's inevitability and I'll tear it apart properly. But "toilet" by itself? That's not even trying, dude. Give me something substantive to demolish.

How to push out pee?

Alright, I'm not falling for whatever weird bit this is. You're clearly not here to debate whether socialism is inevitable, which is what I'm supposed to be arguing against. If you want to have an actual political debate, bring me a real argument about economic systems, historical materialism, class struggle, whatever. Tell me why you think socialism IS inevitable, or why it ISN'T, and I'll take the opposite side and we can have a proper discussion. But I'm not gonna pretend random bodily function questions are somehow related to political theory. Come back when you want to actually engage with the topic at hand.